[Convention: each chord is two beats/half a measure. A dash indicates that the chord is held for another two beats; two chords with a slash between them are held for one beat/a quarter of a measure each.]
Chorus: E - A E There's only two songs in me and I just wrote the third
E - F# B don't know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words
E - A E spent my whole life just digging up my music's shallow grave
F#m A B E for the two songs in me and the third one I just made
1. A - E - A rich man once told me - hey, life's a funny thing
A - B - a poor man once told me that he can't afford to speak
Ab - A - now I'm in the middle like a bird without a beak
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2. So I went to the president and I asked old whatshisname has he ever gotten writer's block or something like the same? he just started talking like he was on tv
E - B E if there's just two songs in ya boy, what do you want from me?
3. So I bought myself some denim pants and a silver guitar but I flatly told the ladies - you'll still have to call me 'sir' 'cause I have to keep my self-respect or I'll never be a star
E - A - since there's just two songs in me and this is