I am not so upset about my horrible self But why don't you go upset yourself Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face What a disgrace man and you know it's true
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-oi-oi-oi
Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out Look what's happening now it's all your fault You can't do nothin' absolutely nothing' o.k. Why don't you get a hoola hoop And do the cretin hop and
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me