I am the very model of a modern Young Professional, I've information valuable, political and cultural. I know the Age of Rock 'n' Roll, the Happenings historical, From Woodstock on to Altamont, I know them categorical. (chorus) From Woodstock on to Altamont, He knows them categorical!
I'm very well acquainted, too, with markets economical, I understand the trading, both the blue chip and commodical, And from The Wall Street Journal I am teeming with a lot of news; Though once a cheerful Radical, I now read corporate interviews!
He was a cheerful Radical, But now reads corporate interviews!
I'm also good at getting Rolfed and undergoing therapy; I've been through est and Synanon, the whole wholistic care-apy; In short, in matters valuable, political and cultural, I am the very model of a modern Young Professional. In short, in matters valuable, political and cultural,
He is the very model of a Modern Young Professional!
I know our mystic history, I've read 'On The Road' by Kerouac, I've spent springs in Fort Lauderdale, to Nepal I've been there and back; I've dealt in grams of Asian hash, all quantities of cannabis -- But now I get high by the splash, I am a man of Aramis.
But now he gets high by the splash, He is a man of Aramis!
I've seen the revolutions, both the cultural and the sexual, And if another comes along, I'm sure I'll be contextual; It's quite a talent I have got, to be modern to the minute -- Where once I marched on Washington, now jogging is my limit.
Where once he marched on Washington, now jogging is his limit!
I used to be a Weatherman, but now I have an MBA, And in my sauna I have hung my files from the CIA, My Apple is programmable to calculate my IRA, I have a Porsche, a hot tub too, I've filled it up with Perrier.
He has a Porsche, a hot tub too, He's filled it up with Perrier!
I am the very model of a modern Young Professional, I've information valuable, political and cultural; I've been through oh so many fads, some think me quite mercurial, But I've come of age, for now I am -- Presidential Material!
He's come of age and now he is -- Presidential Material!
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