Hey mister where you headed? Are you in a hurry? I need a lift to happy hour Say oh no Do you brake for distilled spirits? I need a break as well The well that inebriates the guilt 1 2 1 2 3 4 Cold turkey's getting stale tonight I'm eating crow Fermented salmonella poison oak no There's a drought at the fountain of youth I'm dehydrating My tongue is swelling up as say 1 2 1 2 3 4 Troubled times, you know i can not lie I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating My tongue is swelling up, I say Shit!