Eat, sleep and crap For to prey on your needs Down a dark street In backwater Leeds I seen yer comin' Come in, lads! You seen the ad? Too bad, bad, bad
What you get Is what you see It's a trickledown theory And it's coming to me Life's a whip-round And I've got the whip It's a sinking ship Drip, drip, drip
Drip, drip, drip goes the water Drip, drip, drip goes the water Drip, drip, drip goes the water
Take me in Throw me out Put me up Let me down
Dark, satanic Run-of-the-mill Sing us a song And I'll send you the bill