Verse 1 The militant bunkers where I imagine I’m in my lover’s bed We swam naked – we frolicked young and free Glistening wet like a froggies leg on a paraplegic’s knee I gazed into his eyes, what do I see Jaundice, a disease menagerie But though he’s got – a figure of an aging sloth His love – pump can deliver a malicious wrath
Chorus 1 David Hasselhoff – dressed mean, with boots to tease Bend over, please now punish me David Hasselhoff – tuck me in bed tonight Appease me with your leathery face
Verse 2 Conscripted to fort Dik Showering with men from 3 to 6 We sung about – leotards, fairies and naked gladiators I dreamt I was Peter Pan in a frock telling Captain Hook to suck my cock It looks like I see your prong I thought you were a – naпve bastard in a stupid talking car But then I saw you in a “Baywatch” and thought you were the sexiest man by far
Verse 3 Done run away, I beg of thee Ill show you Athens – style sodomy We played – grecko marines with our sted – fast dicks We clubbed our pricks like homeless kids and lathered our self with garlic bread My heart and bowel belongs to you No one roots like you – they cum too soon Oh how – soldiers love being gay Unlike prison we don’t need soap to play
Chorus 2 David Hasselhoff – my syphilis caused you internal rot Your old and crusty, you cant even please Fly back to Germany, how ‘Bout writing a pop song or two Hey Davey boy, here’s a message for you –
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