[spoken] So, it's come at last. At last it's come, the day I knew would Come at last has come, at last. My sonny-boy doesn't need me Any longer. Well, what are you waiting for? Get rid of me, Put me out with the garbage; just throw me out with the used Grapefruits and the empty cans from the tuna fish. And never Mind putting a lid on it. Leave it open so a hundred thousand Pussycats can walk all over a mother.Who bronzed your baby Shoes? Kissed ev'ry little bruise? [singing] Who picked your dirty socks up off the floor? You coughed and who was there? It's just too hard to bear, A mother doesn't matter anymore. With bunions on my feet, I trudged through snow and sleet, To bring your lic'rice from the corner store. I sold my Tiffany lamp, So you could go to camp. Now a mother doesn't matter anymore. [spoken] That's it, I'm ready to go and I don't want you to spend A cent. Fancy funerals are for rich people. Just wrap me In a flag and throw me in the river on mother's day. [singing] And precious, by the way, The doctor called today. What I got's a condition, Yes he's sure, There's nothing they can do, I'll last a week or two. Because for a condition there's no cure. That time you caught the croup, Who made you chicken soup, And read you "Bambi" till her throat was sore? You sacrifice your life, then, BANG!