F# Bm F# Monday morning wake up knowing that you've got to go to school
Bm F# Tell your mum what to expect, she says it's right out of the blue
Bm F# Do you went to work in Debenham's, because that's what they expect
Bm G D A G Start in Lingerie, and Doris is your supervisor
F# Bm F# And the head said that you always were a queer one from the start
Bm F# For careers you say you went to be remembered for your art
Bm F# Your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange
Bm G D Making life-size models of the Velvet Underground in clay
F# Bm F# In the queue for lunch they take the piss, you've got no appetite
Bm F# And the rumour is you never go with boys and you are tight
Bm F# So they jab you with a fork, you drop the tray and go berserk
Bm G D While your cleaning up the mess the teacher's looking up your skirt
A G You've been used,
D A G Are you calm? Settle down
D A G Write a song, I'll sing along
F# Soon you will know that you are sane
G You're on top of the world again
My apologies for the poor chord placement in this song. I cannot Fix them as I no longer have the record, but it ought to be fairly Obvious to anyone who knows the tune well. Theo.
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