The song is pretty easy...3 cord punk...although any correction is Appreciated. I saw these guys back up the Meatmen at Harpos in Detroit...this was Their opening song. Brian the guitar play and Bob the bass player basically Play the same notes.
[E]My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet [E]He shits his pants but he can't help it [E]Out in public he beats his dick [E]I use retards to pick up chicks
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(lots of groaning and drooling) [A][B][C][D] [A][B][C][D][E]