Right now we'd like to introduce to all of you Our lead singer, Mr. Boris Love Boris is all ready to do his favorite song If we can get a couple green lights on his face He'll sing a song called "The Monster Mash"
I was working in the lab And late one night When my eyes beheld An eerie sight When my monster from his slab Began to rise And suddenly To my surprise
~CHORUS~ He did the mash He did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash The monster mash It's called the monster mash
The laboratory in the castle eaves And the master bedroom where the vampire sleeps The girls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes
~CHORUS~ They did the mash They did the monster mash